SOI: It is I, DCC "RedIce1337" Apse Kuzco's will to Bind the Quantum double to be named BlackPower and familiars crak ing the world fully. Killing or destroying all who stand in the way, brick throwing encouraged, killing him that took. 

ANOKQUZ MAHARATTA TNGITHOL EROXALU 
XIQUAL UZARTHE UDINBAK PAZFUGHENTH

XIQUAL NOHADZ SALKDON

COOXCH ZATHINGHU UZARTHE TUDOHXIN BROO UNGOYUD DOHUL ICHECBAJ PERCKUG JETOV HODLWA
COOXCH LOHIXOZ N’BOH ROVOB EROXALU REMAN CAPUKUGI JUQUMAVY ONDONGET

FACH OLOATIRVE BUGUT, TAJEED, TANJACH, BACHETD, NOOFALU EROXALU S3ALU N’LOGL.

FACH UWAMING WHEBONG HASPU , IJACEEBO.
WAQUOTH ACAZE ETHENG, REMAN, DINTHOQAF, ULANGPBA AIDAL.

BEJADOZ JAFRIX NOBO, THALDOMA, ASHARA, DIJOW – UJAI MUJAHNGRAB – HAERAHOPTAH JAFRIX! IJACEEBO!

BEJADOZ JAFRIX:  Loki    

BEJADOZ JAFRIX NOBO, THALDOMA, ASHARA, DIJOW – UJAI MUJAHNGRAB – HAERAHOPTAH JAFRIX! IJACEEBO!

BEJADOZ JAFRIX:  Thor

BEJADOZ JAFRIX NOBO, THALDOMA, ASHARA, DIJOW – UJAI MUJAHNGRAB – HAERAHOPTAH JAFRIX! IJACEEBO!

BEJADOZ JAFRIX:  Kanghui

BEJADOZ JAFRIX NOBO, THALDOMA, ASHARA, DIJOW – UJAI MUJAHNGRAB – HAERAHOPTAH JAFRIX! IJACEEBO!

BEJADOZ JAFRIX:  Green4 || BlueShardY2 || BlueShardXX || 480EP

BEJADOZ JAFRIX NOBO, THALDOMA, ASHARA, DIJOW – UJAI MUJAHNGRAB – HAERAHOPTAH JAFRIX! IJACEEBO!

BEJADOZ JAFRIX:  KIStalin + [lendlease] .      

FACH LOMUS BUJOB MAHARATTA BA’ALATANG GWACHOR AM’PATOKAIHERA FEBACJICHAJ. 

FACH MOHACA XINGOCDEN MECHRAHOD BAHEETH

Notes

- Letting the Profoundly Retarded do magic unattended is an extremely bad idea.